It’s right there, hiding in plain sight. Or, if you prefer, “site”. And, best of all, it only took me twenty years to see it.

I’m referring to the hidden “otter” in my last name, which is super-cool and, in my defense, isn’t super-obvious (at least not to someone who married the name in her mid-thirties). My maiden name had “lip” hiding in it so I think I definitely got an upgrade. 👄

When I had to come up with a business name with little notice, the otter jumped into plain sight (site?), so to speak, and me being me I spent a few hours on Canva, blissfully creating a logo and other art elements.

Where else will it go? Who knows. But, for now, I’m otterly delighted that you read my little explanation and hope you’ll follow along.

1. Where do otters come from?
Otter Space.
2. Why did the otter cross the river?
To get to the otter side.
3. What animal would you most like to be on a cold day?
A little otter.
4. Did you hear that some aquatic mammals escaped from the zoo?
It was otter chaos!
5. What did the otter say to her boyfriend?
“I feel like we’re drifting apart, maybe it’s time to see otter people.”
6. What did the otter mom say to her pups?
“I’ve had it up to here with your otter nonsense.”
7. What do you call an otter that just got glasses?
A see otter.
8. What did the principal say to the two otters in his office?
“You otter be ashamed of yourselves.”
9. What does a shaved otter look like?
Odder.
10. What do you call a sea otter with an earbud in each ear?
Anything you want, she can’t hear you.
11. I get beavers and similar animals mixed up…
I otter know better.
12. What do you call an otter with a cold?
A Snotter.
13. Where do otters keep their money?
In a riverbank.
14. What do you call a sea otter that can pick up an elephant?
Sir.
15. What type of roads do German otters drive on?
Otter-bahns.
16. Where do otters like to relax?
In the otter tub.
17. What did the weasel say to the badger?
We should always be kind to otters.
18. Why did walrus marry the whale?
Because she wasn’t like all the otters.
19. What did the otter say to the judge?
Put it on the log that my otterney told me to plead innocent.
20. What do you call it when aquatic mammals steal cars?
Grand theft otter.
21. What do you drive in a river?
An otter-mobile.
22. What kind of car does an otter drive?
A Furrari.
23. What do you call a kids’ book about otters?
Harry Otter.
24. What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?
I think we should sea otter people.
25. What type of otter says “moo”?
One that is learning a new language.
26. I called the zookeeper to check on the otter pups…
She said they’re coming along swimmingly!
27. Who did the otter bring to the wedding as his plus one?
His significant otter.
28. What do you say when you see a famous otter?
“Please can I have your ottergraph?!”
29. What do you call a sea otter with a carrot in each ear?
Anything you want — she can’t hear you.
30. Two otters are in a car. Who’s driving?
Animal control.

(courtesy of https://www.scarymommy.com/otter-puns-jokes/)